Lord and saviour Elon Musk
Dear Elon Musk stans, going to Mars is stupid. I know, i know. Disrespecting the great Messiah and smartest man alive (Elon Musk) is a bad idea, and i fully understand if you track me down and throw bricks through my windows after reading this article. But before you do that, please hear me out.
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I could think of 8 cons in 5 minutes (and there are probably a lot more), but only 2 pros. So maybe Elon Musk isn't the smartest man alive.
Anyways, i'm gonna wait until the Elon Musk stans find out where i live and- oh my god they are already here. OH MY GOD THEY HAVE BORING COMPANY NOT-A-FLAMETHROWERS! THEY ARE GOING TO BURN ME TO DEATH! Uhm... tell my family that i love them. Farewell.